People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

Whatever the misery, he could not regain contentment with a world which, once doubted, became absurd.

You," Said Dr. Yavitch, "are a middle-road liberal, and you haven't the slightest idea what you want. I, being a revolutionist, know exactly what I want -- and what I want now is a drink.

You're so earnest about morality that I hate to think how essentially immoral you must be underneath.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is...."

Most troubles are unnecessary. We have Nature beaten; we can make her grow wheat; we can keep warm when she sends blizzards. So we raise the devil just for pleasure--wars, politics, race-hatreds, labor-disputes.

There is no greater compliment to the Jews than the fact that the degree of their unpopularity is always the scientific measure of the cruelty and silliness of the regime under which they live.