No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

I love giving people advice on what to do with their books, but I don't really know how a Kindle Single gets covered.

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

The world I describe is about how people live now. It's not about zany people with unlimited, inexplicable funds in an apartment somewhere.

I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit my social stride in 6th grade, but before that I was a pretty big dork. You learn how to be amusing and how to work for it.

My personality, when tasked with creating meals, goes something like this: Is there a way we can make this more difficult? Because let's do that. I don't mean to complicate things. It's just - why buy pre-packaged potato salad when you can spend your morning boiling potatoes and flipping out because there's no dill in the house?

I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people.