Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
Sloane CrosleyIn every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.
Sloane CrosleyFriendship is a Spackle in itself. You'll forgive your friends a lot, and if you're a woman, you'll forgive your straight male friends even more. They represent the possibility of mutual toleration between the sexes, a keyhole into the mind of the Other, and the promise of one day meeting someone just like them except that you want to sleep with them.
Sloane CrosleyBeing a writer is an endless study in human transition and lessons learned or forgotten or misapplied.
Sloane CrosleyAt the end of each year, I sit on the floor and go page by page through the old calendar, inking annual events into the new one, all the while watching my year in 'dinner withs' skate by. When I'm done, I save the old calendar in the box of the new one and put it with the others on a shelf.
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