I love jewelry - rings, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, you name it.

I understand English; I read and write English perfectly, but the accent won't go away.

When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it.

Well, in Colombia everybody's very voluptuous, and you're supposed to be. You don't want to be skinny when all of your cousins are mermaids. You grow up thinking that's how beauty is.

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

I like business, and the truth is I save way more than I spend. I invest. I plan for the future. I have a special eye for opportunities and work harder than anyone might expect.