I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me, let’s be real.

Never take no personally. Sometimes people tell you no for a reason that has nothing to do with you. You must keep going.

It has to be a very specific role for me because of my accent. I can't complain; I've been working since I got to LA. But it is hard. I have no training as an actress so I try whatever I do like school, because I'm learning.

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

I always heard that immigrants had a really hard life when they came to America.

I do think it was fantastic to have a kid young. My friends now are all panicking if they haven't found somebody to have kids with. It was never like that for me because I already had the kid!

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.