With all due respect to lawyers, it's wonderful that you have this intricate knowledge. You break down words to the nth degree. And sometimes I find it rather disgusting. And it goes on and on.

We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.

I'm not homophobic, I'm not a bigot, I'm not pandering to hatred.

What is qualified? What have I been qualified for in my life? I haven't been qualified to be a mayor. I'm not qualified to be a songwriter. I'm not qualified to be a TV producer. I'm not qualified to be a successful businessman. And so, I don't know what qualified means.

Cher wanted to be an entertainer more than I've seen anybody want to be an entertainer in my life.

If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man.

I'm a maverick. I've always been a maverick.