I'm not homophobic, I'm not a bigot, I'm not pandering to hatred.

I feel kind of like the black sheep in Congress, but here I am.

You've got to give someone like Cher a lot of credit. She's worked very hard to get where she is. I can't take that away from her.

What is qualified? What have I been qualified for in my life? I haven't been qualified to be a mayor. I'm not qualified to be a songwriter. I'm not qualified to be a TV producer. I'm not qualified to be a successful businessman. And so, I don't know what qualified means.

If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man.

We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.

Almost no one sings like Elvis Presley any more.