What is qualified? What have I been qualified for in my life? I haven't been qualified to be a mayor. I'm not qualified to be a songwriter. I'm not qualified to be a TV producer. I'm not qualified to be a successful businessman. And so, I don't know what qualified means.

I'm not a lawyer, and maybe I should have used more specific legal language.

Almost no one sings like Elvis Presley any more.

People have said to me, 'You can't write songs. You can't play an instrument.' But I've got 10 gold records.

I feel kind of like the black sheep in Congress, but here I am.

I'm not homophobic, I'm not a bigot, I'm not pandering to hatred.

We all love the environment, but we have placed creatures above people. A rat is a rat.