What is qualified? What have I been qualified for in my life? I haven't been qualified to be a mayor. I'm not qualified to be a songwriter. I'm not qualified to be a TV producer. I'm not qualified to be a successful businessman. And so, I don't know what qualified means.

We all love the environment, but we have placed creatures above people. A rat is a rat.

People have said to me, 'You can't write songs. You can't play an instrument.' But I've got 10 gold records.

If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man.

What is qualified? What have I been qualified for in my life? I haven't been qualified to be a mayor. I'm not qualified to be a songwriter. I'm not qualified to be a TV producer. I'm not qualified to be a successful businessman. And so, I don't know what qualified means.

I feel kind of like the black sheep in Congress, but here I am.

People underestimate me, but I've always been a stretch runner.