Beauty is no handicap if you don't think about it.

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.

The two big advantages I had at birth were to have been born wise and to have been born in poverty.

Learn to use your brains as deftly as your powder box, and then maybe you have a powder box and do not need.

I can cook, I can breathe, I can live!

Isn't it wonderful to be alive? You know, you can forget all about it. Then suddenly you remember, and think of all the things you can do. Here I am. I can walk around. I can talk. I can see things and remember things. I am alive. How wonderful!

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.