I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

Ignorance has its virtues; without it there'd be mighty little conversation.

There's no pleasure in working if you don't do the things you want to do.

I have never judged myself by other people’s standards. I have always expected a great deal of myself, and if I fail, I fail myself.

There is no greater love potion than regular coffee, brewed his own. When a man tries it, he was not going anywhere.

Beauty is no handicap if you don't think about it.

There is no better love potion than a coffee. When a man drinks the coffee made by you he will become forever yours.