Everyone knows the first rule of business is "Look good during confrontations." Or if it isn't, it should be.

If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be.

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail.

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!

I'd probably still be a financial journalist now if it weren't for writing novels. Mmm. Fun! I'm much happier writing novels!

I’m blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me.