Great. Just great. One glimpse of his body and I have a full-blown crush. I honestly thought I was a bit deeper than that.

They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

It was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen?

She was the most beautiful thing you ever saw. She was radiant. And she was wearing this necklace... When you see the necklace in the painting, it all makes sense. He loved her. Even if she lived to one hundred and five without ever getting an answer.

Everyone keeps saying I’ll pick it up. But what if I don’t? I did algebra for three years, and I never picked that up.

Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.