Life's too short for minimalism.
A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.
Why on earth declutter when you can just shrinkwrap?
There’s no such thing as ruining your life. Life’s a pretty resilient thing, it turns out.
That's the way it goes. Some things happen and some things don't. This one is obviously just wasn't meant to be. Except deep down... I still believe it was.
I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.