I think a lot of people still fantasise about that first love and what might happen if they rekindled the relationship.

Still, that's the point of love; you love someone despite their flaws.

You don't always have to know who you are. Sometimes, it's enough just to know what to do next.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

For years now I've kind of operated under an informal shopping cycle. A bit like a farmer's crop rotation system. Except, instead of wheat, maize, barley, and fallow, mine pretty much goes clothes, makeup shoes, and clothes (I don't bother with fallow). Shopping is actually very similar to farming a field. You can't keep buying the same thing, you have to have a bit of variety. Otherwise you get bored and stop enjoying yourself.

Jeez Louise. I know why rich people are so thin: it's from trekking around their humongous houses the whole time.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.