I'm lying. I don't just need someone like you. I need you.

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

Oh, please. If she's going to use Mr. Darcy to prop up her arguments, I give up.

But sometimes you have to be brave. Sometimes you have to show people what's important in life.

If it's in the bin, it's public property.

A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just... overwhelms you.

When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen.