Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.

I know what it's like to squander all your hours and all your tears and all your heart on something which turns out to be nothing. Don't waste your time.

I had fun. That’s what I believe in. Fun, flings, the sizzle. It starts as a shiver, when you see a man for the first time. And then he meets your eye and the shiver runs down your back and becomes a sizzle in your stomach and you think 'I want to dance with that man.' You dance, you have a cocktail or two, you flirt.

Relationships are a battle. They are a chess game. And what did I do? I just threw all my chess pieces down on the board at once, and said, "Here! Have them all!

Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable.

Books are educational; so you can buy as many as you want." Sophie Kinsella, shopping at the Limelight Marketplace

A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just... overwhelms you.