Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.

Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a few numbers. I mean, just how scary can a few numbers be?

Everyone knows the first rule of business is "Look good during confrontations." Or if it isn't, it should be.

Our whole family thrives under pressure. It's like our family motto or something. Apart from my brother Peter, of course. He had a nervous break down. But the rest of us.

It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.

You don't always have to know who you are. Sometimes, it's enough just to know what to do next.