I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.

My voice is clotted with unshed tears.

That's the way it goes. Some things happen and some things don't. This one is obviously just wasn't meant to be. Except deep down... I still believe it was.

If you're single, then I'm single?" What's that supposed to be? Lyrics to a pop song?

I had gone to Oxford to read music. I had done music all my life, but when I got to college I didn't want to do it anymore.

Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed it was a typo. Yeah, I’m sure his finger just happened to slip two spaces to the left).