I change my mind so much, I'm better going on my own. Shopping is a selfish activity anyway.

It was in the forest. No one saw it or heard it. So did it actually happen?

Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.

I bet he never goes on YouTube. He's too busy. It's only tragic cases like you and me who are always online.

A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just... overwhelms you.

The worst thing a girl can do is trail after a boy when a love affair is dead.

I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.