It’s the way he had a cup of tea waiting for me when I woke up. It’s the way he turned on his laptop especially for me to look up all my Internet horoscopes and helped me choose the best one. He knows all the crappy, embarrassing bits about me that I normally try to hide from any man for as long as possible… and he loves me anyway.

I bet he never goes on YouTube. He's too busy. It's only tragic cases like you and me who are always online.

They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

You fall in and out of love, but when you really love someone...it's forever.

It's not enough to believe! Don't you see that, you stupid girl? You could spend your whole life hoping and believing! If a love affair is one-sided, then it's only ever a question, never an answer. You can't live your life waiting for an answer.

you can always find something you want.

Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail.