You're working for me cut out the attitude.

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.

I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.

Why on earth declutter when you can just shrinkwrap?

Shopping is actually very similar to farming a field. You can't keep buying the same thing, you have to have a bit of variety. Otherwise you get bored and stop enjoying yourself.

I don't speak Japanese, I don't know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi. But I can't exactly go up to him and say "Sushi!" out of the blue. It would be like going up to a top American businessman and saying, "T-bone steak!

A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just... overwhelms you.