Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable.

They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

You're working for me cut out the attitude.

It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be... Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight. I'm old.

Obviously this is engagement ring city. Couples are wandering along and girls are pointing through the windows and the men are smiling but all look slightly sick whenever their girlfriends turn away.

Visiting any shop for the first time is exciting. There's always that buzz as you push open the door; that hope; that belief - that this is going to be the shop of all shops, which will bring you everything you ever wanted, at magically low prices.

We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare." "Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great." "Not when you're playing with a family of geniuses, it's not. They all put words like 'iridiums'. And I put 'pig'.