Oh, this shouldn't be allowed. There should be a rule which says that people you've met in the gym should never meet you in real life.

And maybe now you'll start treating everybody with respect. Not just the people you think are important.

People who want to make a million borrow a million first

Once you've started cheating, does it really matter what your methods are?

There’s no such thing as ruining your life. Life’s a pretty resilient thing, it turns out.

Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late.

Being a journalist is good if you want to write books: it teaches you to get beyond the blank screen. My books have been described as froth but there's scope to be witty and ironic about everything in life.