You won’t let me buy any clothes. Now you won’t let me buy a road map, either! I need to spend some money or I’m going to go crazy!

And maybe now you'll start treating everybody with respect. Not just the people you think are important.

I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.

A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.

Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a few numbers. I mean, just how scary can a few numbers be?

People who want to make a million borrow a million first