I understand people who boo us. It's like going to Broadway show, you pay for your tickets and expect to be entertained. When you're not, you have a right to complain.

A player does not have to like a manager and he does not have to respect a manager. All he has to do is obey the rules.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.

Chris Pittaro is the best rookie I've had in 15 years.

People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them. There's no future in it.

He's (Jose Canseco) built like a Greek goddess.