I don't believe a manager ever won a pennant. Casey Stengel won all those pennants with the Yankees. How many did he win with the Boston Braves and Mets?

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

My idea of managing is giving the ball to Tom Seaver and sitting down and watching him work.

Explaining why he was forced to cut a utility player: You just got caught in a position where you have no position.

I don't know why the players make such a big fuss about sitting in the first class section of the plane. Does that mean they'll get there faster?

Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut.

He's (Jose Canseco) built like a Greek goddess.