I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.
Every 24 hours the world turns over on someone who was sitting on top of it.
A baseball manager is a necessary evil.
You're gonna lose some ball games and you're gonna win some ball games and that's about it.
My idea of managing is giving the ball to Tom Seaver and sitting down and watching him work.
He's (Jose Canseco) built like a Greek goddess.