Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.

It took a couple of hundred million years to develop a thinking ape and you want a smart one in a lousy few hundred thousand?

Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in the dark and fall down laughing at themselves. I know which kind of guy I'd rather be. So do my friends.

It's always coldest before the warm.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep.

God is an iron... and that's a hot one.