To be human : to strive in the face of the certainty of failure.

Just as there are laws of Conservation of Matter and Energy, so there are in fact Laws of Conservation of Pain and Joy. Neither can ever be created or destroyed. But one can be converted into the other.

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

there's nothing in the human heart or mind, no place no matter how twisted or secret, that can't be endured - if you have someone to share it with.

The whole world turns upside down in ten years, but you turn upside down with it.

And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?