One modest suggestion for my friends in the academic community: the next time a mob of students, waving their non-negotiable demands, starts pitching bricks and rocks at the student union- just imagine they are wearing brown shirts or white sheets- and act accordingly.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

All sport... is one of the few activities where young people can proceed along traditional avenues, where objectives are clear, where the desire to win is not only permissible, but encouraged.

As for those deserters, malcontents, radicals, incendiaries, the civil and uncivil disobedients among the young, SDS, PLP, Weathermen I and Weathermen II, the revolutionary action movement, the Black United Front, Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, Lions and Tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for a single platoon of the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam.

Asking Senator Fulbright's advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

The President needs me at the White House. It's autumn, you know, and the leaves need raking.