Man is fatally slow on the uptake; it always takes him until the next generation to understand what's going on.
Where a harsh law rules, people yearn for lawlessness.
Pity that the only way to paradise is in a hearse.
I prefer the sign NO ENTRANCE to the sign which says NO EXIT.
The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
The first requisite for immortality is death.