I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure.
A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography?
An empty envelope that is sealed contains a secret.
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.
A tired exclamation mark is a question mark.
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.