A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make it pornography?
Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
We are all equal before the law, but not before those appointed to applyit.
An apt aphorism half kills, half immortalizes.
Illiterates have to dictate.
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.