I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

You can't be twenty-four hours of just Bush-bashing.

Could you do a liberal propaganda tool that would bore the bejesus out of people? No.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

I've been in radio, God, twenty years. I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up. Radio was just kind of an accident. I did morning radio in my hometown of Buffalo, then went to Rochester, then Chicago, and then New York.