You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!"

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

It's great to have someone to bounce off of.