Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

You don't have to think exactly like me.

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

It's great to have someone to bounce off of.

I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!"

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up.