I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.

You know you knit too much when ... Before you buy anything, such as a hammock or curtains, you seriously wonder whether you could knit it.

You don't knit because you are patient. You are patient because you knit

As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it.

Knitters just can't watch TV without doing something else. Knitters just can't wait in line, knitters just can't sit waiting at the doctor's office. Knitters need knitting to add a layer of interest in other, less constructive ways.

It is a little known fact that much like birds, who can always find north, knitters can always find yarn.