I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.
I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting.
You don't knit because you are patient. You are patient because you knit
The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.
...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting.
I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them.