There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it.

...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting.

Achieving the state of SABLE is not, as many people who live with these knitters believe, a reason to stop buying yarn, but for the knitter it is an indication to write a will, bequeathing the stash to an appropriate heir.

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art.

You know you knit too much when ... Before you buy anything, such as a hammock or curtains, you seriously wonder whether you could knit it.

The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

It is important for knitters to know two things about frogging: that cats are capable of this knitting action, and even seem to enjoy it and seek opportunities to do it; and that foul language is a normal, healthy accompaniment to frogging, whether it is you or the cat that accomplished the task.