The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.

I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.

You know you knit too much when ... You will check out a book from the library just because you heard that one of the characters knits.

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art.

just because something is fun doesn't mean it's a waste of time.

It is a little known fact that much like birds, who can always find north, knitters can always find yarn.