When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.
The chances of running out of yarn on a project are directly related to the difficulty that you will have getting more.
The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.
I will always buy extra yarn. I will not try to tempt fate.
I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting.
I explain at the parties that I believe knitting is a transformative and intriguing act that can change the life and brain of the person doing it, and that knitting is a perfect metaphor for life and insight into some better ways through it.