The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

The chances of running out of yarn on a project are directly related to the difficulty that you will have getting more.

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art.

There is no wrong way to knit. ... We should all agree to stop correcting each other and deal with the more important issue. How wrong crochet is.

I'm a knitter. My projects are the ultimate in 'some assembly required.

The twitch above my right eye will disappear with knitting practice.

It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake.