The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake.

It turns out I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more than 50 percent.

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it.

There is no wrong way to knit. ... We should all agree to stop correcting each other and deal with the more important issue. How wrong crochet is.

I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am.

Dear designer of questionable intent, Please send me a photo of yourself. Please be wearing the knitted pants that you designed. It's not that I don't believe that there is anyone out there thing enough to wear horizontally stripped trousers knit from chunky wool, it's just that I would like to know whether you are deliberately cruel or whether you are the one woman these would look really great on.