The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

just because something is fun doesn't mean it's a waste of time.

It's only knitting and it's one of the few times in your life when there are no bad consequences to a mistake.

It turns out I will buy any yarn, even yarn I will never use, if the store discounts it by more than 50 percent.

The chances of running out of yarn on a project are directly related to the difficulty that you will have getting more.

I recognize that knitting can improve my mood in trying circumstances

I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.