...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting.

SABLE- A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy.

I recognize that knitting can improve my mood in trying circumstances

When people see me knitting, I tell them I'm a knitter. Not the sort of knitter they may have run into before, but a passionate, constant, deliberate knitter. I knit everyday, all the time, everywhere I go.

Dear designer of questionable intent, Please send me a photo of yourself. Please be wearing the knitted pants that you designed. It's not that I don't believe that there is anyone out there thing enough to wear horizontally stripped trousers knit from chunky wool, it's just that I would like to know whether you are deliberately cruel or whether you are the one woman these would look really great on.

You know you knit too much when ... Before you buy anything, such as a hammock or curtains, you seriously wonder whether you could knit it.

...the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting.