Sometimes, I think Bill forgets that I am sixteen. But I am very happy that he does.
Stephen ChboskyI just hope I remember to tell my kids that they are as happy as I look in my old photographs. And I hope that they believe me.
Stephen ChboskyMy sister was the one who told me where babies come from. My sister was also the one who laughed when I immediately asked her where babies go to.
Stephen ChboskyI didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial that advertised an exercise machine. They kept flashing a 1-800 number, so I called it. The woman who picked up the other end of the phone was named Michelle. And I told Michelle that I was a kid and did not need an exercise machine, but I hoped she was having a good night. That's when Michelle hung up on me. And I didn't mind a bit.
Stephen Chbosky