Something really is wrong with me. And I don't know what it is.

If you are in a movie theater, you can look two people down and they are laughing while you are laughing or you can look three people down and they love that song that you love. It is living proof that you are not alone.

You take girls, for example. They're copying their moms and magazines and everything to know how to act around guys. I mean it's not like in movies where girls like assholes or anything like that. It's not that easy. They just like somebody that can give them purpose.

To tell you the truth, I've just been avoiding everything.

That was always my hope that that is exactly what I would do. It was always part of the dream of this story - to write the novel and then direct the movie.

I really do love my sister. Especially when she's nice.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.