Do you always think this much? It's just that sometimes people use thought to not participate in life.

There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys feel them. Vincent, who took acid and tried to flush a sofa down the toilet. Sheila, who allegedly masturbated with a hot dog and had to go to the emergency room. The list went on and on.

Maybe these are my glory days, and I'm not ever realizing it because they involve a ball.

I think on my next birthday, I'm going to buy her a present. I think that should be the tradition. The kid gets gifts from everybody, and he buys one present for his mom since she was there, too. I think that would be nice.

If the advice is simply to respect yourself and follow the path that you want to follow, that would be the best advice I could ever pass on.

So, I heard you're this ninja or something.

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.