Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

You ever think Charlie, that our group is the same as any other group like a football team? And the only real difference between us is what we wear and why we wear it?

please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough. And i will always believe the same about you.

Enjoy it. Because it's happening.

They are all my favourites. All of them.

So what's the point of using words nobody else knows or can say comfortably? I just don't understand that.