Between funny and witty Falls the shadow

Part of life is learning what to be ashamed of and what to be proud of.

You can never hope to recapture the first fine careless rapture as the poet put it, but it stays with you like a good acid trip.

You don't get depressed because bad things happen to you. That's getting pissed off and annoyed. That's reasonable. Someone hits you in the face you go ow, you know that's... but depression is something that happens like weather to you inside you.

When you take a lot of cocaine powder you tend to take a lot of alcohol with it as well, so for many years really I never went out without at least four or five grams of cocaine powder.

There are some things I don't like, about which I think, well, that's me. But coriander is a giant hoax perpetrated by a perverted society.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.