You can't reason yourself back into cheerfulness any more than you can reason yourself into an extra six inches in height.
Stephen FryWhen you take a lot of cocaine powder you tend to take a lot of alcohol with it as well, so for many years really I never went out without at least four or five grams of cocaine powder.
Stephen FryMoney is to Everything as an Aeroplane is to Australia. The aeroplane isn't Australia, but it remains the only practical way we know of reaching it. So perhaps, metonymically, the aeroplane is Australia after all.
Stephen FryFamilies where there is not much laughter I think are signs of some sort of dysfunctionality or sickness.
Stephen Fry