My first words, as I was being born [...] I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

Atheism is not just about not believing there is a God, but on the assumption that there is one, what kind of God is he?

Those who rule the world get so little opportunity to run about and laugh and play in it.

My father was all brain and little heart.

I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs [of all the cumbersome young males] business... whether that makes me a gallant & proper gentleman, a cowardly wuss or an unadventurous prude, I cannot make out

There are some things I don't like, about which I think, well, that's me. But coriander is a giant hoax perpetrated by a perverted society.