You are who you are when nobody's watching.

The performance of buggery is no more inevitable a part of homosexuality than an orange syllabub is an inevitable part of a dinner: some may clamour for it and instantly demand a second helping, some are not interested, some decide they will try it once and then instantly vomit.

You don't sit down and write a wish list about the person you are going to fall violently in love with. It just doesn't work like that.

My parents were marvelously educated people.

When we understand every single secret of the universe, there will still be left the eternal mystery of the human heart.

Better sexy and racy Than sexist and racist

The English language is an arsenal of weapons. If you are going to brandish them without checking to see whether or not they are loaded, you must expect to have them explode in your face from time to time.